Bill Clinton may no longer hold the title of Commander-in-Chief, but his speech at the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday earned him a new moniker: Explainer-in-Chief.
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The former POTUS spent nearly an hour on stage explaining point-by-point everything from the economy to education in a bid to convince Americans to vote for Barack Obama in November. At the end of his explain-a-thon, Twitter users couldn't help but hope that Clinton would take the time to shed a little light on life's other pressing mysteries.
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I want Bill Clinton to explain the ending of Lost to me. #2012DNC
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— eric kwun (@geektrooper) September 6, 2012
2. UPDATE: Next, Bill Clinton will explain how to assemble an Ikea Flürskl. — Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) September 6, 2012 3. Alright, that settles it. @mls needs to hire Bill Clinton to explain allocation money, player allocation, the salary cap, etc. #Bill4MLS — The Ginge (@GingeFC) September 6, 2012 4. To finish it off, Bill Clinton will now explain how Breaking Bad is going to end. — Lauren Bans (@LaurenBans) September 6, 2012 5.
Can Bill Clinton explain the Bulls offseason moves to me?
— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) September 6, 2012
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Show I'd watch: "Bill Clinton Explains Stuff". Welfare reform, deficit reduction, quantum mechanics, the NHL lockout, Pitbull ... explain it
— Scott Kennedy (@ScottTKennedy) September 6, 2012
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I really enjoyed Bill Clinton explaining things to me. I'd love for him to record a dvd commentary of every single Game of Thrones episode.
— Klassy P. Goldberg (@klassy) September 6, 2012
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bill clinton left without explaining how to escape the dungeon without using the wizard's key :(
— ryan lambert (@twolinepass) September 6, 2012
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Can Bill Clinton explain why I lose a sock in the dryer?
— Raphael De La Ghetto (@Ishouldbworking) September 6, 2012
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Can we get Bill Clinton to explain eventual consistency now?
— Karen Lopez (@datachick) September 6, 2012
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